Here is a rap remix between me and political rapper, Zach de la Rouda, to Matduke’s drum and bass remix of the Trainer Battle song from Pokemon! Please comment, share, and subscribe to all of these channels! And check out the rap remix of Arion’s dubstep remix of the Pokemon theme feat. The Side Quest here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvxlPNVSV84
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Full Lyrics:
Here we go
It’s time to battle
Everything
I’m throwing at you
I don’t know
If I should start with
Water, lightning, rock, or fighting
Pokemon
I caught em all
– now we’re going
Balls to wall
And I got the Charizard
Card
let’s
Start!
– I’ve traveled from vermillion
Looking for a challenger
And this trainer gym isn’t
Big enough to battle ya
– I choose you
Take em down with a watergun
Lightningstrike, Smokescreen
Can’t see your pokemon.
Doesn’t matter.
Moving faster.
Got agility
Now evolving when you reach another level
Here’s the guillotine
I’m easily the master
Abra cadabra
And misty gonna give me
What I’m getting from her after I
make you black out
now
you better back down
cause I’m tired
of the fire
burns you’re giving
in the last round
they’re saying
Animal abuse is so wrong
But I tell them
“Shut up, this is motherfucking pokemon”
– Putting up a fight, I throw out a potion
Fly in the sky, or float on the ocean
Time for you to die, I’m close to the notion
That I’m gonna win
But now I’m hoping
That I get a badge
Cause that’s what’s going on
No, you can’t beat a psychic pokemon
Put you in the red zone
Now the bells ring
Nowhere to run
No escaping
What you got next?
No chance with me
Fuck a machamp and
A hitmonlee
I’m going up against
My arch enemy
I’m starting to see
A strategy
Now you got to say,
“come back to me.”
So tell me
Who is winning.
i could take you on, honest
till the break of dawn, watch
i’ll bring the super flame and the water non-stop
i’ll make these pokemon pawns drop like stocks
when the U.S.A.’s stop dropping bombs, my god
but i’m awed by you, josh
i got mad respect,
and i ain’t shook by your badness yet,
so what you saying fam?
i drop knowledge and you watch like a cop
at the marks at the top of your gamer tag
i ain’t saying you wack, but i seen more strength
on old TV reruns of “when beavers attack,”
i fiend for the rap, you seem to see that,
so there ain’t nothing me and this
teeny goldeen gon need to figure out,
you could meet outside,
leave the pokeballs in the smoky bar,
i’m hoping we could speak without lying
i’ll say, yeah, there’s none like you
you got talent, you could rally all the luddite dudes
and we need mad help
so what you gon’ might do?
pikachu using lightning as a gun like zeus
freaked out fools think the price we pay to live life’s cool
but i think that you could be fighting for the love, i do.
so what you say?
put your balls back, walk away, start to change?
face the wall that we gotta topple, start today?
instead of battling at all, take the bars away?
and get the boss the enslaved us?
cause that’d be awesome, man.
