The Jerry Smith Rap (Rick and Morty)

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Lyrics:

My life’s shit
Wife misses excitement
and my kids
Don’t respect me
Unlike Rick
Who’s always got to ask
me why I bitch
well – hm

Insufficient confidence
Wishin I was smart as Rick
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest dick
when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
– I just want to be brave – oh

Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
Missin Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy – oh

Let me be in alternate reality
Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sexuality
– but I’m not gay – oh

Even Mr. Meseeks screaming doubtfully
Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak – oh

Why am I so uncool?
I know it’s not my fault
I feel like such a fool
cause Rick’s the one who’s smart

They’re whispering loser
I play the victim card
You call me cuck I’m not
– cause

Making her choose – Rick over me
Stooping to mediocre, pleading
Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
Thought divorce, inevitable
Now I’ll just be left alone
Kids never call, I check the phone
– oh

– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
now I’ll never know if I’ll
be a man and grow inside

Why am I so uncool?
I know it’s not my fault
I feel like such a fool
cause Rick’s the one who’s smart

They’re whispering loser
I play the victim card
You call me cuck I’m not
– cause

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